Nintendo Switch Comes With Issues

I have a bad feeling that there may be a HUGE recall on Nintendo Switches. Already players are being told not to use vinyl stickers on their consoles -- the chemicals react to each and cause the plastic housing to break down and look like wood grains (source) and now they're also telling players not to play their consoles around microwaves, phones, laptops, and even aquariums as it may cause dead pixels to appear (source).

These are pretty serious issues on a gaming console that has sold out before launch. Have you had any similar issues?